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15 Reasons This Is The Best Plus-Size Thong
15 Reasons This Is The Best Plus-Size Thong
Fantastic news: Uwila Warrior’s famously comfortable VIP Thong is now available in sizes 2X and 3X.
If you’re in the market for a plus-size thong that’s comfortable, beautiful, and hygienic, cozy on up to your computer or phone (wherever you’re reading this) and allow us to convince you why this is the best plus-size thong you’ll ever find in fashion land.
Here are 15 reasons we love this plus-size thong:
- The blended fabric it’s made from feels like silk AKA heaven. You’ll pretty much forget you’re even wearing it.
- It’s 100% seamless. Know what that means? They are BASICALLY INVISIBLE. Thin yoga pants, meet your match.
- This plus-size thong has a cotton gusset for maximum comfort and hygiene. Peace out, yeast infections.
- You can remove the perforated tag quicker than you can say “zero-itch.”
- Lace, print, solid color, skin tone color—you pick.
- Thanks to its laser cut edges, this plus-size thong lays flat against your body. No digging. No panty lines.
- You can wash it in the machine (gentle wash cycle) and tumble dry on low. Because WHO has time for handwashing?
- When your plus-size thong was made with a technique called thermowelding, you can expect C-O-M-F-O-R-T to the max.
- Plus-size thongs should be luxurious and affordable. If you’re shelling out more than $30 on underwear, you’re doing it wrong.
- Know what else makes this the best plus-size thong? The fact that if it’s not the best size, we’ll make it right with our Perfect Fit Guarantee.
- We call it the VIP Thong for a reason: It’s a Very Important Panty, which means we give its design as much attention as we do its execution.
- Did we mention it’s the most comfortable plus-size thong you’ll ever wear?
- Sometimes, you order the wrong color. Or you change your mind. That’s okay! If you need to return it, you can send back your unworn, unwashed, undamaged underwear in its original packaging within 30 days of receiving your order.
- The company that sells this plus-size thong, Uwila Warrior, is woman-owned and women-run, right here in the U.S. (Boston, to be exact.) And that’s pretty awesome.
- We LOVE hearing our customers’ thoughts and ideas. If you’ve got something to say about our plus-size thongs, we want you to tell us. Literally, we once created a design based on a shopper’s idea.
Perfect Fit Promise
We also offer a Perfect Fit Promise so we can make sure your underwear fits like a glove. If you don’t love your first pair of Uwila Warrior underwear, we’ll send you a different size or style of a similar price point, free of charge. Plus, you can keep your first pair.
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